Okay, so the naked one is actually a thing I completed ages ago, and completely neglected to upload…
Well, I’ll be honest, I was a bit tentative with this one. Many weeks of umming and ahhhing over whether to upload the photos.
The story goes like this. Cat, Rob and I were up a mountain in the Atlas Mountains. We were completely alone. Yeah, we could make out stick figures plodding along, wondering who they could sell skis to on a day that has no snow. But if they were stick men to us, the same was the other way round surely.
So, baring all to one of the most natural and undisturbed environments around, we took part in one of the most liberating activities you can do: the naked photo.
Freeing your body of all man-made guilts and worries, you can allow your skin to breath and take in views that are far better than just the bath room. It felt great.
My only worry set in as I gingerly removed my body from the plinth to return some clothing to my corps. Unknown to me at the time, there was an old village, sat just over the peak of the hill that I had completely missed – well within visible range.
A scurry of haunting thoughts went through my head. Had anyone seen us? Probably. Is it illegal to be naked in Morocco? Probably. Has someone reported us to the authorities and our taxi driver has left us up here forever? Looks possible…
Thankfully, life was normal on our return to the civilised part of the mountain and our taxi driver seemed more than happy to ferry us flashers around.
So, where is this photo? You may well ask. I do have it but I’ve decided to not put it up. I know, I know, what a spoil sport. But I imagine there are a lot of readers, e.g, my parents, who would rather not see such visions of beauty. I also don’t want anyone to get in trouble at work. I also don’t want me to get in trouble at work. Following recent scandals of things being posted on social media sites, photos like mine (however harmless I think they are) can turn a happy joke into something a lot more sinisterly annoying.
But, if you do fancy a peak, let me know. I’ll order a cALendar 2013 for you…
